New Revelations
I have just learned (from very reliable sources) that President Trump has definite links to Russia. That’s right: there’s new evidence. It has been reported (by the chef), that last night, aboard Air Force One, Mr. Trump dined on CHICKEN KIEV. That’s right: CHICKEN KIEV! With bold faced disregard for proper protocol, Mr. Trump not only ORDERED this most Russian of entrees, but, happily gobbled it up!
Upon questioning this morning by a very alarmed press corps, Mr. Trump brazenly maintained that he had an “absolute right” to eat the Soviet style bird, saying it “was quite tasty.” How do you like that? NO REMORSE what-so-ever! What’s next, pray tell? Beef stroganoff? Strawberries Romanov? When will it end?