FLASH: Weird People Do Weird Things!
In the delightful 1997 Disney movie “George of the Jungle,” staring Brendan Fraser, the narrative is interrupted a number of times by satirical “news flashes.” One of the interruptions goes as follows: “FLASH: scientists have discovered that Canadian bacon… is really HAM!” In today’s America I have a similar bon mot: “FLASH: Weird people… do weird things!” You wouldn’t THINK