Are You Woke? Twenty Questions
1: Do you believe that the we should allow boys to use girls bathrooms?
2: Do you believe that males should compete against females in sports?
3: Do you want to defund the police?
4: Are you in favor of letting unvetted migrants into our country?
5: Do you know who Saul Alinsky is?
6: Are you in favor of monetary “reparations” to black/brown individuals who were never slaves, with funds coming, ultimately, from individuals who never owned slaves?
7: Do you think that teaching mathematics to children is racist?
8: Do you think that Joe Biden was in possession of his faculties throughout his Presidency?
9: Did you vote Kamala/Waltz?
10: Do you SUPPORT Hamas?
11: Do you admire United Health Care CEO assassin Luigi Mangione?
11: Do you believe that same sex couples should be allowed to adopt?
12: Do you think that we should allow sex change surgery on children.
13: Do you think that there are 69 “different genders.”
14: Do you believe that the government should fund sex change surgery on prisoners?
15: Do you believe that the government should fund sex change surgery on ANYBODY?
16: Do you prefer them/theirs pronouns to his/hers?
17: Do you refer to the vagina as “front hole” and the anus as “back hole?”
18: Do you support Zohran Mamdani for mayor of NYC?
19: Do you believe that illegal migrant criminals should remain in America?
20: Do you believe that EVERY ONE of the approximately 20 million illegal migrants in our country should have “due process?”
21: For extra credit: Do you approve of drag queen story hour?
22: For extra extra credit: Are you unable to define what a “woman” is?
Each of these preposterous positions are (among many others) tenants of the woke mind. Answering “yes” to more than a handful renders you, unquestionably, “woke.” Seek help immediately.
Phew….I thought you left Mandami off until I reread the list…. My concern, however, is for the good people who came here and have made their contribution to society, built lives and are terrified as to what’s going to happen to them….any ideas?