My Fake News
Since “fake news” is everywhere, I thought I’d give it a try myself. News stories I’ve just made up:
Putin FINALLY agrees to cease fire in Ukraine on the condition the the US gives Alaska back to Russia.
In a blow to Elon Musk, activist Circuit Court judge orders astronauts returned to the Space Station.
Trump Administration gets mixed up and accidentally bombs Hootie and the Blowfish.
In a bid to appeal to young voters, Nancy Pelosi undergoes 29th facelift.
In a bid to seem more “mainstream” AOC undergoes electroshock treatments.
British Prime Minister Keir Stammer
found to be 80’s icon,
Max Headroom in disguise.
Joe Biden makes secret plans to run again in 2028, drops Kamala.
Jill Biden sentenced to 100 hours of community service as Joe forgot to pardon her.
Rosie O’Donnell sent back to US.
Statue of Liberty deported to France.