CRAZY, Man!
In the heady “beatnik” days of the late 1950’s, a favorite expression of the members of that culture was: “CRAZY, man!” That idiom eventually faded from the popular lexicon to be replaced by “FARRR out, man!”, “GROVVY!”, “TOTALLY AWSOME!” “COOOOOOOL!”, and other colorful expressions. Well, after all these years, it’s time, I think, to bring it back. Why so? Well let’s just look at all that’s going on in contemporary America’s public square.
Lurid claims by ONE woman (Christine Blasey Ford) have forced President Donald Trump (by way of Senator Jeff Flake, R-AZ) to order the reopening of the previously completed investigation of Supreme Court nominee, Judge Brett Kavanaugh, making this, effectively, the SEVENTH investigation of the Judge by the FBI (investigations 1 through 5 were carried out for prior appointments, and the sixth was completed as part of the current vetting process). This was done despite the COMPLETE lack of material evidence and the complete lack of corroboration (their statements, under oath, were refutations, actually) by ANY of the “witnesses” FORD HERSELF named in the case!!!… Crazy, man!
Senator Mazie Hirano (D-Hawaii) says that, in cases of uncorroborated accusations, she gives Democrats the benefit of the doubt, but NOT Republicans!…She actually said that! Her reasoning?…In essence, it’s because the Democrats MEAN well, you see!!!…. Crazy, man!
Blasey Ford claims that she had to delay the Senate Judiciary hearing because she is afraid to fly, yet she is known to have logged THOUSANDS OF MILES on transoceanic flights to places like Hawaii, Costa Rica and TAHITI!!!… Crazy, man!
Connecticut’s Senator Richard Blumenthal railed against a “dishonest” Judge Kavanaugh, forgetting, apparently, the fact that HE (Blumenthal) lied IN PUBLIC on numerous occasions during his Senate campaign about his “service in Vietnam”, when, it turns out, that he HAD NEVER SERVED there!!!… Crazy, man!
Going back about a year, a CBS VICE PRESIDENT, Haley Geftman-Gold, tweeted that the 50 murdered and hundreds of wounded country music fans in the Las Vegas massacre didn’t deserve sympathy because “many are Republicans”!!!!… Crazy, man!
A second supposed Kavanaugh accuser, Deborah Ramirez, claims that Kavanaugh exposed himself to her at a party at Yale, but after discussing the situation with the New Yorker magazine, TOOK FIVE DAYS “going through her memory” to decide that it was Kavanaugh’s member that she saw! What’s next? Will Feinstein demand that Kavanaugh drop his drawers on the Senate floor so that Ramirez can clear up the matter once and for all???… “Yep, THAT’s the one, Senator Feinstein! I’d recognize it ANYWHERE!”… Crazy, man!
A third supposed Kavanaugh accuser, Julie Swetnick, has accused Kavanaugh and Mark Judge of “spiking” the punch at parties for the purpose of taking advantage of the women guests… SPIKED THE PUNCH???… What did she THINK they were serving?…FRUIT JUICE??? (It has, by the way, recently come to light that Ms. Swetnick, in the year 2000, was sued by HER EMPLOYER, Webtrends, for, verbatim, “unwelcome and sexually offensive behavior.”)!!!… None-the- less, she goes on to say, apparently with a straight face, that there were “gang rapes” at the Kavanaugh parties and that she attended approximately TEN of them!…Wow!!!…TEN?!!… It seems like she just couldn’t get enough of that “gang rape stuff”, doesn’t it?!!! And, after all of this, she’s getting media attention???… Crazy, man!
And, last but not least, Swetnick’s lawyer, Michael Avenatti, also of Stormy Daniels fame (how DOES he find these women?), is considering a run… get this…for the Presidency of the United States!!!…
Wow!!!… Really CRAZY, MAN!