Realization
A man and woman are having a conversation over coffee and the morning newspaper:
Her: Will you look at this article?
Him: The one on Huma Abedin?
Her: Yes. It says that she’s divorcing Anthony Weiner.
Him: Well, there’s a surprise!
Her: Meaning what?
Him: Well, the only mystery about that, is why it took her so long!
Her: You mean why it took her so long to realize he’s weird?
Him: No!….To realize he’s Jewish!